The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor”

February 11th, 2009 Buddy Pine Posted in Movies No Comments »

“The Mummy” films rate as one of the best conceived franchise concepts of the past decade and an idea that was long overdue. The Indian Jones films pioneered a genre few have really made a quality attempt to expand upon. I am still surprised by how likeable and charming the characters are in the 1999 release and while it has some issues, the sequel “The Mummy Returns” still captured a great deal of original’s charm and fanciful style. To say the series had characters and stars ideal for their roles was an understatement.

I really don’t rewatch movies very frequently but the Mummy films never seem to loose that shine, sadly the most recent installment breaks that feeling with a determination one almost has to admire.

The current film is set in 1946 and the O’Connell couple is suffering from a bland existence. We learn they did espionage work during WWII and are trying to settle in to the life of an average couple and failing miserably at the attempt. Evie has written a popular romantic novel about mummies and enthusiastic female fans are after her to write a sequel while Rick is trying a hobby that “doesn’t involve guns”. This aspect of the film is well played as we see two people who lived a life of discovery and adventure trying to shoehorn themselves in to roles that are simply no longer viable. When you save the world and face down otherworldly danger, how does one take an interest in fly fishing? The answer is, you don’t. The opening aspect of the film gives you a glimmer of hope.

This flicker is almost immediately dashed by Maria Bello, probably the weakest link in the entire film. Rachael Weisz played a fairly complex character whereas Maria Bello plays a dispassionate substitute. She doesn’t blend well with Fraiser’s character and at times you can almost see it on their faces. Fraiser trys, but its obvious the motivation present in the first two films is gone. This is probably the most telling flaw. I’ve always enjoyed Fraiser as an actor, he has an energy to his roles, even poor ones where he seems to give that extra effort to make the character come to life. The Rick O’Connell in Tomb seems tired, probably more so from his stuffy replacement wife. Evie is as essential to the formula as Rick is. Can anyone name a celebrated film or musical duo that didn’t suck after half the of the duo disappears? Didn’t think so. This alone should have been a reason to cancel the project in my mind.

Bello is simply distracting and the mind drifts and ponders what the film might have been like if Weisz was on screen. She distracts on two different levels.

The film concentrates more on setting and CGI than individual action scenes and Fraiser’s classic fights present in the first two films are lost in a flurry of scenes where Yeti are engaged in fisticuffs while bullets fly. Fraiser is later mortally wounded in a disturbingly direct reference to “Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade” and must be saved before he can continue the fight

The biggest problem with the film is pacing, we just don’t get to see much of any particular character to allow them to engage us. Much of the film relies on the fact we know and like Fraiser, but only his brother-in-law Johnathan makes a return from the original cast. We are introduced to the O’Connell’s rather predictable and at times, unpleasant adult son Alex who runs the range of typical wooden character traits from disdain for his father to cheap sentimentality followed by awkward emotional interest in his female companion. Alex is a typical movie stereotype and we’ve seen far too many stereotypes acted far better than this.

For much of the film I wondered why we have been straddled with this jerk and his attempts to be witty or roguish doesn’t do anything to make him any more likeable. Overall Alex feels entirely unnecessary and as the film continues you realize he is unnecessary in every way.

Jet Li is another perplexing addition, a man brought in for his considerable martial arts prowess and acting credentials, only to have neither used to any effect in the film. Jet Li is a place holder, much like Brendan Fraiser to add credibility to a film that sorely lacks it.

The entire effort seems in a rush to get from scene to scene, like a collection of bright ideas and brainstorming sessions with little discussion given to how to make all of these events and themes relate. This grows frustrating because we see potential in each scene, but the feeling conveyed is on that the director didn’t care, we aren’t allowed to get attached either through character development of well written dialogue. Most characters speak in lazy cliches and catch phrases before being whisked away to the latest CGI local

“Unnecessary” is the best singular way to describe Tomb, the film is a collection of well made scenes, poor writing and characters the film seems to busy to bother with, characters we’ve come to know and love from the first films are used as mere puppets to line someone’s pockets. This is the reason for sequels that many directors seem to forget, we want to see Rick and Evie deal with mummies, not CGI effects with the characters as a cheap backdrop. There is no mythos left to tap, no charm or attachment to the previous titles to lend it a sense of continuity. The Tomb of the Dragon emperor simply ends the film series, nothing more. It gives us nothing, sews up no loose ends, it doesn’t take the characters to new levels or relates them further or shows us where they are headed as we part ways. The film is a sad way to see the series end because it walks away from us with out so much as a a goodbye.

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Best DVD’s of 2008

January 13th, 2009 Jason O Posted in Movies 1 Comment »

BEST DVD’S OF 2008
The World is Not Enough #10 The World is Not Enough
Way back during On Her Majesty’s Secret Service we discovered that the Bond family motto is roughly translated to “The World is Not Enough”. Knowing Bond and his seeming inability to be corrupted I found that to be very cool. Every so often the Bond movies deviate from formula and dare to tackle Bond’s more emotional side. Roger Moore did this best in For Your Eyes Only, but Pierce Brosnan does great work here. What holds this movie back is having Denise Richards in it, which gives it all the seriousness of a Saturday morning cartoon. Still, there is a betrayal in the movie that clearly affects Bond to the point he is ready to die, quite painfully, at the hands of his betrayer. If the movie had not felt like it was patched together by two different scripts and two different directors it would probably have ranked as one of the best Bond movies. All the same, I still enjoyed it for its more serious moments.
Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles #9 Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles
As I write this I have utterly given up on the series trying to watch the 2nd season. This is still a great DVD, but all you need is to watch this then the first episode of seaons two. Then just walk away. The continuity is wonky and they make some weird decisions, but it’s still classic Terminator just with TV quality writing. Summer Glau, who was first introduced to audiences in Firefly as the enigmatic River Tam does a great job playing an emotionless killing machine turned guardian angel. The casting is top notch, it’s too bad they tank the show in the follow-up season.
Casino Royale #8 Casino Royale
I do have to point out that it seems very un-007 like to have him competing in a Texas Hold ‘Em tournament, but everything else about this movie is great. Like The World is Not Enough, it explores Bond at a deeper level but with less silliness. The decision to explore Bond’s origin but stay with a modern setting was a bold idea and it works. I like the idea of Bond as an iconic and timeless figure, so it was not necessary to take him back to the 60’s. Daniel Craig proves that you can do a more ruthless and hard edged Bond like the books, you just need the right script to do it.
I Am Legend #7 I Am Legend
I despise cheap jump scenes so I’m not inclined to see movies like this in the theater. Normally this would be a rental but after finding out about the theatrical ending being replaced by one closer to the book I decided to check it out. Since I am a big fan of Matheson’s original story I went whole hog on the special edition. Not that I had a choice since you can only get the correct ending with the special edition. Really, the only reason why this DVD rates so high is because they fixed the ending, which makes the story much more poignant. Otherwise, with the original ending, it jumps startingly from one man’s tale of isolation to stupid zombie flick without much rhyme or reason.
Wall-E #6 Wall-E
Even the worst Pixar movie rates pretty highly with me and this is just another example of Pixar’s inability to make a bad movie. Not the super movie I was told, I still enjoyed it. I must have some kind of isolation theme going on between this and I am Legend. The visual imagery in this movie is great, even for a Pixar film, and the character of Wall-E is likeable from the start. A neat audio effect is that none of the robots talk and all of the words you hear them say is not some voice actor having their lines run through a synthesizer. Instead, they actually used audio cues and sounds to form words. I know that sounds clumsy but it gives the film a real charm.
Die Hard #5 Die Hard
I am ashamed that I did not already own this film and even more ashamed that I only paid $5 for it. This is one of the greats, deserving a place in the pantheon of action movies that helped define the genre. Oddly, I remember that many people turned those noses up at this movie because Bruce Willis, new to the big screen at the time, was so widely derided thanks to his character on Moonlighting. This is also the movie that probably kicked off a more “everyman” type action hero instead of the over-muscled stoics or martial art wizzes we had seen before.
Iron Man #4 Iron Man
My #2 movie but my #4 DVD. I already heaped praise on the film and subsequent viewings just confirmed how great it is. While it is a strong contender it does face tougher competition since I do most of my movie viewing from DVD’s I purchased.
The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian #3 The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian
This was a surprise hit. I didn’t have much interest in this film even though I loved The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe. I actually thought this was an even better film though it is a lot more intense and can be a bit uncomfortable watching with kids. I really enjoyed the message and they did a top notch job with the fantasy setting.
The Dark Knight #2 The Dark Knight
I’ve already heaped praise on this film, just like Iron Man and it was a worthy contender for the top spot. Unfortunately, there is some silliness in the movie and unnecessary plot pieces (The “prisoner’s dilemma” on a mass scale came too late in the film) ended up weighing the movie down and extending it beyond a comfortable running time. Not to mention I question the necessity of the ending’s outcome. So despite how great this movie is overall I had to give the #1 DVD of the year to…
3:10 to Yuma #1 3:10 to Yuma
It is very rare that I will buy a DVD with little information. Almost everything I purchase on DVD I have rented beforehand, seen in the theaters, seen “On Demand”, or watched on DVD with someone else. The one exception are movies that are direct-to-DVD that I know the kids and I will watch. Unfortunately, I was still travelling when this hit theaters and never got to go see it. I purchased it as soon as it hit DVD on impulse then waited till I could watch it with my wife. Christian Bale plays a one-legged failing rancher who joins a posse that is escorting a charismatic outlaw, played with excellence by Russell Crowe, to a train that leaves at the end of the week for Yuma at 3:10. There is, of course, peril along the way and Bale has a real challenge with his character but does a great job with it. I’m not usually a fan of character studies but I really felt this was the movie Unforgiven should have been, where the events they were talking about were not necessarily more interesting than what was happening. While the movie is an excellent character study and Bale and Crowe play off of each other nicely, the finale is worth waiting for all by itself. An excellent movie that I think was actually released in January of ‘08 and still managed to beat all of its competition the entire year!
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Worst DVD’s of 2008

January 12th, 2009 Jason O Posted in Movies 1 Comment »

My selection process for DVD’s is usually good enough that I don’t actually purchase a movie unless I plan on watching it multiple times. Thus, this list is really the worst of my best since I enjoyed most every movie on here except the #1 slot. Also, I will admit that I love a bad movie and many of these are movies I acknowledge as being simply terrible but have a special place in my heart all the same.

WORST DVD’S OF 2008
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets #10 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
I’ve never read the Harry Potter books and I don’t really plan on doing so anytime soon. I do, however, enjoy the movies as do my kids. I will say that Chamber of Secrets is an obvious sophmore effort that is trying far too hard to get its feet under itself. We are starting to see some of the familiar tropes, everyone suspects Harry even though it’s obvious that Harry is always being set-up by evil forces. That and Harry is apparently above the rules. Still, the ending is strong even if it does contain the typical Deus Ex Machina that I’ve come to know and love from J.K. Rowling.
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban #9 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
I appreciate the darker direction of the film with the contrast of Harry and friends starting to grow up, but I felt it was just a little too dark at times. There is an attempt at a plot twist that is glaringly obvious and definitely far too much convenience whenever it comes to Harry.
Fifth Element #8 Fifth Element
Luc Beeson’s sci-fi epic that I think he wrote in elementary school or something. Honestly, this is a simply terrible film that does at least make appropriate use of Bruce Willis. Gaudy, often pointless, and tries to be deeper than it could possibly accomplish. Essentially the cotton candy of science fiction.
Batman: Gotham Knight #7 Batman: Gotham Knight
One of the few DVD’s on the list I did not actually enjoy. I purchased this because it was Batman and because Kevin Conroy, who did the voice of Batman on the old animated series, returned to do this series of short films. Despite claiming to tie together Batman Begins and The Dark Knight, it really doesn’t do anything and seems to have little to do with the films at all. Furthermore, the animation quality ranges from excellent to terrible, but the stories are all pretty forgettable.
Real Genius #6 Real Genius
After watching this with my wife I understand you might just need a certain mindset to enjoy this film. Val Kilmer plays the roommate and reluctant mentor to a 15 year old kid who is admitted into an advanced technical college. There is a largely unnecessary “military is evil” subplot that drives the movie but mostly we just want to see geeks behaving badly. A movie I highly recommend for people who work in a field that attracts brilliant but socially inept individuals.
Alvin and the Chipmunks #5 Alvin and the Chipmunks
Yes, I did actually like this. All the same, I wish Hollywood would give kids a little credit. You don’t have to be quite so formulaic. Despite being “Alvin and the Chipmunks”, it goes by such a standard paint-by-numbers plot development that you could have made it a movie about any set of characters. At the very least we know it’s going to be a happily ever after ending so don’t try so hard to convince us they just might not work it all out. Entertaining to watch with the kids, but can’t say I would have subjected myself to it without them.
Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man #4 Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man
When one of your favorite bad movies is in the $5 bin at Wal-Mart you do not say “NO!” I was pleasantly surprised to see that my appreciation for the badness of this movie is not nostalgia. This is a truly bad movie with very little logic but oddly enjoyable to watch. Although there is one scene where gas was something like $3.50 a gallon and at the time I was thinking that was a good deal! Funny how close some of these “future” movies get to the mark.
Ice Pirates #3 Ice Pirates
Ice Pirates is a movie that doesn’t make any sense, mostly because it didn’t have the budget to afford anything like copy editors of consultants. I think, maybe, it is trying to parody something but I couldn’t tell you what. I love this movie, mostly for its portrayal of robots and willingness to stoop as low as it can for a joke. Look for Ron Perlman looking surprisingly physically unimposing in this movie!
RV #2 RV
I laughed at this movie, I laughed long and hard. The story of an over-worked over-the-hill Dad who tries to combine his family vacation and a project at work without telling either side what he is up to has predictable results. There is actually a pretty good message here and good comedic moments, but not enough to redeem the movie overall. I will long look to Cheryl Hines as my “go to” actress for playing the wife or girlfriend in poorly made family comedies thanks to this and her previous work in the last Herbie movie. Way to get yourself typecast!
Ben 10: Race Against Time #1 Ben 10: Race Against Time
I’m not going to bother explaining the premise of Ben 10 because even if you don’t know then you’ll be less tempted to pick this up. Even if you’re a Ben 10 fan or your kids love Ben 10, as mine do, you’ll want to avoid this live action movie. I get the distinct impression that they weren’t trying very hard. What is particularly painful is watching Lee Majors, and some other decent actors whose names I won’t drag through the mud, playing the old fogey now. I know the man is old and probably needs the work, but is this what he wants to do in his twilight years?
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Best Movies of 2008

January 9th, 2009 Jason O Posted in Movies 2 Comments »

2008 was the year of the comic book movie for me, with 5 of the top ten being based on comic book characters. There were still great non-comic book movies out there and a few late arrivals from 2007 that I finally got around to watching. Surprisingly, Freddie Highmore managed to appear in two of the top ten films. Not an actor I’m particularly fond of but I have to admit he did good work.

BEST MOVIES OF 2008
Bourne Supremacy #10 Bourne Supremacy
The Bourne trilogy is an odd duck in that every movie is slightly worse than the last. Most of the time the 2nd movie is the weak link, the obligatory bridge between the introduction of the first movie and the ultimate resolution of the third. The Bourne Supremacy is essentially a revenge tale and it works so very well. Bourne is framed as the boogeyman for the killings of secret agents despite the fact he is hiding in India. He might not even have known about the frame up but the real killers decide to eliminate him as well. This just sets him on their trail. Like the first movie there is a good mix of intrigue and action, not to mention some outstanding chase sequences. It does lack the desperation of the first movie, which is pretty natural. The movie plays out well and there is a significant scene here that plays out in the 3rd film but it’s nothing to get worked up over since you really could walk away from this film and never bother with the third.
Wanted #9 Wanted
I have a difficult time with Wanted because it shared deplorable characters just like Knocked Up and is vulgar and crude in its own right, though not quite as sophmoric. Also, the ending is terrible. On the other hand, it had some of the best action and special effects I’ve seen this year and the story itself is rather clever. Not the least bit true to its comic book source material but that’s a good thing from what I’ve read. The story is essentially about a standard office drone who doesn’t know he has extraordinary abilities and is recruited by an elite group of assassins who also possess superhuman abilities. A pretty decent action flick that decides to do more than just rip-off the Matrix for the umpteenth time. Awesome special effects, amazing stunts, and has some truly unique confrontations.
The Spiderwick Chronicles #8 The Spiderwick Chronicles
This was a surprise for me. A modern day children’s fantasy seemed like it would be too basic, too kiddie. I was surprised that they were allowed to show people getting hurt, they gave a surprisingly grim view of a broken family trying to cope, and weren’t afraid of a few legitimate scares here and there. Yet it never goes overboard, the kids still loved it and I loved watching it. One particular plot point to note, one of the kids is actually proficient in combat. I think it’s a sad commentary that it’s so rare that a film shows taking a stand and fighting as a legitimate option.
August Rush #7 August Rush
Curse you Freddie Highmore! This movie is pure schmaltz and probably best not analyzed too closely. Surprisingly heart-warming even though you can see the ending coming from the beginning of the movie. Still, a classic happy ending and very engaging film. I really enjoyed the somewhat unique musical score.
Hellboy II: The Golden Army #6 Hellboy II: The Golden Army
I won’t use the word “whimsy” too often when describing an over-the-top hyper masculine action hero, but Hellboy II is full of whimsy. Del Toro is obviously still pretty stuck on Pan’s Labyrinth but he uses that obsession to full effect. I loved the portrayal of an underground hidden community of fantastic creatures and it would have been interesting to focus more on how Hellboy and the other agents are effectively their “police”. The opening conflict will also offer a new spin on the tooth fairy that will be difficult to forget.
Dan in Real Life #5 Dan in Real Life
I’m not a big fan of romantic comedies simply because they are so formulaic. Yet Steve Carrell does his usual standout job and I found myself genuinely liking his character. Unfortunately, the plot sometimes lurches along as it is dedicated to following the laws of romantic comedies, but when it is not forced to that constraint it is funny and entertaining.
Kung Fu Panda #4 Kung Fu Panda
Yet another film that I was dragged to by the kids that I ended up enjoying immensely. Anyone who has seen the previews knows it’s the standard tale of an unlikely hero who inevitably saves the day. Plenty of humor and decent action follows without ever going over the top or trying too hard not to offend anyone.
The Incredible Hulk #3 The Incredible Hulk
I thought the last Hulk movie was terrible and cemented Ang Lee as one of my least favorite directors. The concept of the Hulk is not terribly complicated and has been explored by comics for decades. Fortunately, the creators of this movie actually figured it out, took a page from the TV series, and Ed Norton does a great Bruce Banner. Liv Tyler, hardly one of my favorite actresses, actually does better as Betsy Ross than Jennifer Connelly, who is one of my favorite actresses. Of course, Tim Roth deserves incredible props for his sinister yet sympathetic bad guy who sees the Hulk as a way to undo what age has done to his body.
Iron Man #2 Iron Man
There is bias here. Iron Man has always been one of my favorite characters and I’m going to go into a movie like this liking the premise right away. That doesn’t change the fact that Robert Downey Jr. probably deserves an Oscar for his portrayal of Tony Stark. I’m still disappointed they gimped Iron Man for the final fight, but the rest of the movie is simply outstanding.
The Dark Knight #1 The Dark Knight
As much as I love Iron Man, I cannot ignore what a great movie Christopher Nolan has put together. The movie is not without its problems, but what really earns it the top spot is the incredible intensity the movie delivers. The constant back-and-forth between Batman and the Joker is as much a battle of wits as it is a physical confrontation. In the last movie we didn’t get to see as much of Batman’s deductive reasoning, but we see it here watching him trying to stay one step ahead of the Joker. The real downer is the inability of Heath Ledger to reprise his role as the Joker due to his untimely death.
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Worst Movies of 2008

January 8th, 2009 Jason O Posted in Movies 2 Comments »

I kind of hate this list more than most because there are some movies that I really enjoyed that were still quite bad. On the book list the worst run the gamut of mediocre to bad and most of the games are well and truly bad. Yet everything from #5 to #10 actually weren’t terrible though maybe not great. You hit #8 and you’re talking about movies that I am actually glad I watched this year.

WORST MOVIES OF 2008
Bourne Ultimatum #10 Bourne Ultimatum
I like the Bourne movies even if I’ve never read the books. They’ve been engaging and Matt Damon plays up Bourne pretty well. He’s not James Bond, he can actually blend into a crowd, I can buy into the idea that this guy is a spy. Remarkable but unremarkable. However, it seems like storytellers just can’t let an enigmatic hero go and once you get into his origin it is always a letdown. Yes, the final movie in the trilogy is essentially about how Jason Bourne became Jason Bourne and it’s a story they probably should have just left alone. As I warned, this isn’t a bad film and probably just a sly to the side of being a good film, but definitely the weakest of the franchise. That’s odd because in trilogies it’s usually the second movie that is the weakest, but I’d say they could have let it drop after the second film. I had heard in advance that scenes from the 2nd film tie into the 3rd, but it’s not near as clever or as interesting as it sounds.
The Game Plan #9 The Game Plan
If there is one thing I love about Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson it is that he doesn’t take himself too seriously. Go watch The Rundown and then try to picture someone like Steven Seagal doing that movie! This is a little too cute but still genuinely funny movie that tries way too hard to tackle things like divorce and absentee fathers while treading that fine Disney line. These are not family friendly topics and you’re not going to make a good movie out of it while aiming for a comedy that will appeal to kids. Funny but not serious, accomplishes what it sets out to do, “The Rock” dresses like a tree and dances ballet, end of story.
Live Free of Die Hard #8 Live Free of Die Hard
As a brainless action flick this is actually decent, but if you have even the tiniest inkling of how computers actually work I suggest you have that part of your brain surgically removed prior to viewing. At this point I think we just need to quit making these movies. The original film was fine and it didn’t need a follow up. Everything they’ve attempted to do since has barely even resembled the original film. The character and the series just needs to be retired and this is probably all the send-off that is necessary.
Igor #7 Igor
I don’t remember why I went to go see this. I think we were bored and wanted to go see a movie and this was the only thing appropriate for the whole family that was out at the time. The basic premise of the movie is about mad scientists (YES!) and their helpers that are all hunchbacks called Igors collectively (I can deal with that) and one Igor bucking the trend by becoming a mad scientist himself (Typical Hollywood Trope, I feel neutral). However, the entire film is just a mess, the story seems to drag on too long, and the characters are confusing and the plot “twist” is going to be obvious to even the elementary school audience it is intended for. With so many animated films out there I don’t see the point of this one. Avoid.
The Golden Compass #6 The Golden Compass
I really wanted to like this movie despite the obvious anti-Christian themes in it. There are just not enough decent fantasy films out there and some of the concepts are just fantastic. Armored bears! Yet the movie commits a cardinal sin, it is obviously set up for a sequel and does nothing to resolve the story. I can forgive that in the middle film of an obvious trilogy, but for a first release with no promise of follow on films that was a brain-dead manuever. Even the Fellowship of the Ring hedged their bets by including the beginning of the Two Towers into the end of the first movie just to give it better closure. Even without that problem the film is just too droll and boring, with most of the first third of the film being more about backroom political dealings and the rest of the film just plods along with something interesting happening every now and again. I decided against seeing this with the kids because I don’t see it holding their interest despite some fabulous set pieces.
Bee Movie #5 Bee Movie
Somebody must have thought bees suing over the honey they produced would be comedy gold or that a romance between a human and a bee wouldn’t be the least bit creepy. They would be wrong on both accounts. This is a simply terrible movie.
Shoot 'Em Up #4 Shoot ‘Em Up
Look, if I know one thing it is that I am easily entertained. The brainless action flick is a regular entertainment staple for me any year. The idea behind this film seemed simple enough but it was really ridiculous and even too over the top for me! Also, an action movie is probably the wrong place for an anti-gun message. Actually, even that was handled poorly. I hate to rake this movie over the coals as Monica Bellucci is an incredibly hot actress despite her age and I love Clive Owen. Yet the two of them just could not save this utter mess of a movie.
Next #3 Next
The basic premise is about a man who can see 3 minutes into the future. That’s a neat trick and all but, to spoil the movie, any movie that essentially ends with “It was all just a dream” needs to not even bother. I’m sure the film makers thought they could be the exception but it doesn’t really work. Also, the idea of being able to see 3 minutes into the future is an interesting concept but how exactly that would work seems kind of odd to me. It creates a logical paradox that introduces far too much cognitive dissonance in a movie that doesn’t deserve any deep thoughts about it. Clearly the filmmakers didn’t put any deep thought into it.
Mr. Bean's Holiday #2 Mr. Bean’s Holiday
I think Rowan Atkinson is genius and I love the Mr. Bean skits but I think some things just shouldn’t be made into movies. Oh sure, my oldest son loved it, but despite the cleverness of the individual skits the movie was oddly adult unfriendly.
Knocked Up #1 Knocked Up
In general I can make it 45 minutes into a bad movie. Knocked up didn’t make it to 10. Every character they introduced was deplorable. Why do I want to watch a movie about these people? They all suck! Each and every one of them is the source of their greatest misery. Combine unsympathetic and downright irritating characters with the outright crudity of the film attempting to be humorous and it was recipe for early dismissal. Judd Apatow has an incredible knack for creating films that get a great deal of hype but then after an attempt at watching I quickly find there are legions of people talking about how awful the films are. Hey, where are you people BEFORE I watch these films? I have since learned to avoid anything Apatow touches.
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